BattleBots: S1 E9

BattleBots: S1 E9

Welcome back to BattleBots Update. This is the first article post-Hurricane Harvey. Normally I try to run a new article every week but as my luck would have it as soon as I bring this website back from hiatus a category 4 storm just shows up and fucking totals...
BattleBots: S1 E8

BattleBots: S1 E8

Wow it’s been a while and I wish I could say things have been swell, but life in BattleBots Update land is pretty terrible day-to-day. This isn’t a personal blog however — thank god — so this week on BattleBots Update we’re finding out...
BattleBots: S1 E7

BattleBots: S1 E7

We are rocking onward here at BattleBots Update with more of season one of the sport that started it all for this website. Last week Voltarc came back for a visit and defeated Biohazard in a match where absolutely no referees were watching whatsoever, Rammstein...
BattleBots: S1 E6

BattleBots: S1 E6

Last week on The Update we were rewarded with a lightweight rumble after having to “patiently” sit through DooAll and SLAM trading paint for what felt like hours and watching along with Biohazard while all the air slowly hissed out of Mjollnir’s...
BattleBots: S1 E5

BattleBots: S1 E5

Another week, another Update. If your readership of this website is sporadic, or in case your memory is about as piss poor as mine, last week we saw a string of fights that all ended in brutal knock outs. In the first match of last week’s episode Backlash...
BattleBots: S1 E4

BattleBots: S1 E4

Welcome back to BattleBots Update.┬áIf you’re just joining us you missed a lot of action last week, and by “a lot of action” I mean Pressure Drop whacking its opponent 10 seconds after the buzzer and still winning while the driver of that robot lost...